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Adding the two together reveals the machine had someone inside who leaves after dinner mints!
I insert a green rocket!
~Sasaki
Magical Vending Machine Coins are optional
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#168
- Some fur call for a (macro) limo driver?
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 01:14 PM
You get a happy, healthy, miniature version of the Magical Vending Machine. "Congratulations, you're a parent!" </random>
I put in an inflated beach ball.
I put in an inflated beach ball.
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#169
- Slipper Slopey Vixen *Wheeee!*
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 09:49 PM
You recieve a playful inflated beach puppy! 
I insert an assortment of sporks!
~Sasaki
I insert an assortment of sporks!
~Sasaki
"It isn't the Gods don't have a sense of humor. It's just their idea of a joke drives mortals mad"
#170
- Macro's Pet
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:45 PM
You here the machine rattle and see a black shape speed by when you expected your prize to drop. You feel a poke on the shoulder and turn around to see a ninja waving.
I put in a beef crunchwrap.
I put in a beef crunchwrap.
#172
- Macro's Pet
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 01:19 PM
You get a huge, drunk, black guy screaming "I do cocaine!" behind you for the whole show... And you love it.
(Actually happened to my friends at a Mastodon concert. Yeah, Deathclock was playing there too... So sad I wasn't there...)
I put in a cup of the excess salt that falls off of pretzels.
(Actually happened to my friends at a Mastodon concert. Yeah, Deathclock was playing there too... So sad I wasn't there...)
I put in a cup of the excess salt that falls off of pretzels.
#173
- Macro's Pet
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Posted 25 March 2010 - 06:13 PM
Okay, fine. I give, here ya go Machine.
I put in the little cup of cheese that comes with pretzels too.
Stupid cheese just burns anyway...
(seriously, the cheese at my college BURNS your mouth, and not with temperature either...)
I put in the little cup of cheese that comes with pretzels too.
Stupid cheese just burns anyway...
(seriously, the cheese at my college BURNS your mouth, and not with temperature either...)
#174
- canis humongous familiaris
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 12:13 PM
The machine keels over from a heart attack. Before it's demise, it spits out a wrapped packet of real food. Raman noodles.
Into the newly installed machine's coin slot, I insert a genuine Guinea coin.
Into the newly installed machine's coin slot, I insert a genuine Guinea coin.
#175
- Macro's Pet
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- Joined: 27-May 08
Posted 27 March 2010 - 09:41 PM
You get a mysterious red gemstone. Possibility for wishes.
(anyone who guesses that vague reference is a better movie buff than I... Which isn't saying too much... but hey, it's still a title)
I put in a large kettle of red sauce.
(anyone who guesses that vague reference is a better movie buff than I... Which isn't saying too much... but hey, it's still a title)
I put in a large kettle of red sauce.
#176
- PIP Agent S9 "Seti"
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Posted 06 April 2010 - 08:42 PM
You receive a kettle-shaped burrito filled with green sauce.
I put in a (F6)Fishing lure shaped like Facetious Fascist Facilities and a Fistful of Facsimiles
I put in a (F6)Fishing lure shaped like Facetious Fascist Facilities and a Fistful of Facsimiles
"Yes, I remember. I just got bit by a Tyranosaur. Wouldn't you find it a little odd if something like that escaped your mind?"
-Ian Malcolm, Chaotician
"The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but size. Size encompasses life, and the Tower encompasses size... You see? Size defeats us."
-The Man in Black, Servant of the Dark Tower
"In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous."
— Aristotle, Parts of Animals
-Ian Malcolm, Chaotician
"The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but size. Size encompasses life, and the Tower encompasses size... You see? Size defeats us."
-The Man in Black, Servant of the Dark Tower
"In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous."
— Aristotle, Parts of Animals
#179
- Master of Insanity and Fun
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 12:54 AM
Sasaki, on 07 February 2010 - 11:21 PM, said:
The machine must have gotten stuck but a loud clunk and two things appear!
You receive a zen follower's chopsticks!
You receive a fully loaded and flattened baked potato!
I put in a bright blue seaweed plant!
~Sasaki
You receive a zen follower's chopsticks!
You receive a fully loaded and flattened baked potato!
I put in a bright blue seaweed plant!
~Sasaki
I put in a FMD(Ferret of Mass Destruction)
"A bored ferret"